WASHINGTON, DC --- Al Qaeda announced today that they will officially file as a Democrat 527 group in response to actions underway by the Federal Election Commission to fine them for partisan political ads for John Kerry. The FEC determined that Osama bin Laden's recently released tape was in direct violation of election law. Terrorists for al Qaeda denied any wrong doing, but they claimed filing as a 527 group will ensure that they keep within the letter of the law.
An unnamed official at the FEC said "it is clear from the bin Laden tape that al Qaeda is directly supporting the Kerry campaign for president and that the commercial is produced by a foreign entity. By filing as a domestic 527 and using their domestic terror funds to product future commercials, they should be able to avoid future problems."
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