OTTAWA, Canada --- President Bush made a trip to Canada today, and it was the first time a US President had been to Canada in over ten years. While many thought Bush was there to discuss trade, it has now been announced that he is actually in Canada to negotiate a deal to sell blue states to the Canadians.
Instead of raising taxes to bridge the budget deficit, Bush has decided that selling the blue states to their bordering neighbor will balance the budget. "It seems like a natural solution," said the President. "The blue states are semi-socialist, pay high taxes, and hate America. They're practically Canadians already."