BUFFALO, New York --- Senator Hillary Clinton collapsed during a speech today, but she is said to be doing fine. While her handlers said she was suffering from a stomach ailment, insiders say that Clinton's massive and hasty makeover caused her internal system to shut down.
"When you're biologically wired for socialism and try to change that overnight, things in your system are bound to react and shut down," said one insider. "Suddenly becoming anti-immigration, pro-Christian, and pro-life when your core is the exact opposite is enough to put even the biggest horse down for the count. This might derail the makeover train and force her to slow down with the makeover. She was planning to announce that she was joining the NRA at her speech today, and I think that threw her system into complete shock."