SAN FRANCISCO, California --- In a shocking development that most likely happened only because an editor was high on mushrooms prior to newspaper publication, an opinion article touting a resurgence in conservatives and Republicans in San Francisco was somehow printed in the San Francisco Chronicle, the official paper of the Communist Party.
The flattering piece seems just wonderful until one looks more closely. The author notes that Dan White, a Republican, murdered Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk in the 70's. The only problem is that Dan White was actually a Democrat.
Several San Francisco Republicans are expected to faint this week while holding their breath for the Chronicle to correct this "minor" mistake. Rumor has it the paper is planning to do a series of stories starting next week on how Democrat Abe Lincoln abolished slavery, Republican Jimmy Carter accomplished nothing in four years, and the rising popularity of new Democratic Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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