TEHRAN, Iran --- World leaders were outraged today after determining that President Bush caused a massive earthquake in Iran, killing hundreds. The usual suspects joined together in denouncing the attack as illegal, unsanctioned by the UN, and all about oil.
"We will not stand for Bush and his aggressions against Arab countries," said a French spokesman. "It is no coincidence that this earthquake happened when Bush is pounding the war drums over Iran and flying secret unmanned missions. He produces global warming here and on Mars, and now he causes earthquakes that devastate his enemies. Will this man stop at nothing?"
Leaders from most of Europe and all of the Middle East accused the president of creating genocide. Democrats in the US were even suspicious of the president's involvement. "We suspect he's been experimenting with tornadoes and those big hurricanes right here at home," said one Democrat leader. "I'm outraged that he would use earthquakes to attack Iran without even getting congressional approval. "