PARIS, France --- Just a day after news broke that the Pope's new book called same-sex marriage part of an "ideology of evil", German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder and French President Jacques Chirac announced they are engaged to be married. While the news shocked many Germans, it came as no surprise to most of the French.
The two men formed a budding relationship that started when they teamed up to thwart President Bush's attempt to rid the world of Saddam Hussein. It eventually blossomed into true love, and both men decided it was time to become life partners.
"This was certainly unexpected," said President Chirac. "I never imagined I could fall in love with a German. Being French, I will of course be the submissive one in the relationship. This could be the dawn of a new era for unity in the European nations. President Bush, an anti-gay marriage advocate, has only himself to blame for this outcome. Thank you, George!"
President Bush, upon hearing the comments from Chirac, is reportedly fuming over the situation. It is rumored that he is planning the ultimate insult and will send a case of deodorant to the happy couple as a wedding gift.
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