WASHINGTON, DC --- Democrats were furious after George Bush noted that September 11th forced him to look ahead to prevent future terror attacks rather than waiting for thousands of people to die before responding impotently. Democrats claim this is just a pattern that started with Bush linking the Nazis to the attack on Pearl Harbor in order to invade Europe for its oil.
"This president is not fooling anyone with his history of linking the wrong group to an attack on America," said Democrat Senate Leader, Harry Reid. "Why did Bush attack the Nazis during World War II? They never attacked America. Instead of focusing solely on Japan after Pearl Harbor, we killed tens of thousands of soldiers fighting the wrong enemy. Saddam is the Hitler of our time. An innocent dictator who didn't do anything to us and was then attacked under the justification of the unrelated event of Pearl Harbor."