WASHINGTON, DC --- Hillary Clinton continued her makeover last week when she called for an increase in the number of military troops. The move, after her husband gutted the military during his time as president, was puzzling to say the least. She then rounded out the week by calling on the FTC to look into the sexually explicit Grand Theft Auto Video Game.
"This has been a very fun exercise," said a Clinton campaign strategist. "I basically ask Hillary to sit down and write out a list of all the things she wants to see happen in this country. I then go through the list and mark it up to make the wish list say the exact opposite. For example, she said she wanted to see the United States military eliminated from the planet. I changed it so she said she wants to increase the military! Then she said she wants our children exposed to sexually explicit video games to awaken the sexual revolution within them at an early age. I changed it to say she wants to ban those kinds of games! This is the only way we're going to win the presidency. It's a long way to the election though, and I'm just hoping she can hang on long enough to the opposite belief system and not pop."
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