WASHINGTON, DC --- After doctors recently declared President Bush in superior health, liberals demanded that the United States adopt a socialized medical system.
"Bush might be dead by now if we had a socialized medical system like Canada," said Ricardo Odlid, a San Francisco liberal and obsessed Bush-hater. "I'm so upset about his good health. If he had to wait several months to get basic medical treatment in a socialized medical system, maybe he'd be dead by now. We need to adopt socialized medicine immediately. People like me would be able to get better private medical care like the limousine liberals in Canada, but Bush should be made to wait in line with the masses. I can only hope that kind of system accelerates his death."