PEORIA, Illinois --- A Muslim court in Peoria, Illinois, followed the lead of another court in Bombay, India, today and ordered Juanita Broderick to marry Bill Clinton. After the Muslim court in Bombay ordered a woman who was raped by her father-in-law to leave her husband and marry her rapist, the local Muslim court said it had no choice but to require Broderick, a rape victim of Bill Clinton, to marry the former president.
"This is how it must be," said a member of the court. "Miss Broderick has been soiled by another man and must now be his bride. We don't make this stuff up. It's just the law."
Feminist leaders around the country had mixed feelings. "I'm not sure how to feel about this," said feminist Carolina Communista of San Francisco. "I mean it's probably wrong on so many levels, but this is Bill Clinton we're talking about. We're not really allowed to criticize anything done by liberals. I'm so confused."
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