IRAQ --- Abu Musab al-Zarqawi expressed outrage over the recent bombings in London carried out by al Qaeda. The terrorist leader released a statement today regarding the mass murders.
Statement:
Our brothers in London have disappointed me more than you know. Timers used for detonating some bombs? What happened to the good old days of suicide bombers? This is unacceptable and in violation of al Qaeda rules. When these cowards die, they will be rewarded with ten unattractive prostitutes instead of endless virgins. They need to immediately blow themselves up inside an elementary school or orphanage in order to overcome this error in judgment. Let this be a lesson to all would-be murderers of the innocent. Virgins in paradise are for real men, not for wusses with timers on their bombs.
what a meaningless individual. A person who can speak of death and destruction by using others but has no strength to conduct anything by himself. A coward who will so reward at the end for lack of personal sacrifice, a coward who lives within the shadows of others.
Posted by: looking in | July 08, 2005 at 07:21 AM
I'm still trying to figure out the virgin thing...
mohammed said there's more men than women in heaven.. for that to be true, at least half of those 72 virgins need to be men...
36 horny men waiting thousands of years for the next martyr..
::shudder::
Posted by: dwntmpo | July 08, 2005 at 07:03 PM
in spite of severe koranic injunctions against it arabs have always had a notorious penchant for buggery.
Posted by: "gunner" | July 10, 2005 at 07:23 AM