GERMANY --- German Environazi Minister, Jurgen Trittin, blamed hurricane Katrina and the deaths caused by the storm on George Bush and his decision not to override the US Congress and destroy the world economy by implementing the Kyoto Treaty. Trittin then added that in fact the entire Holocaust was actually caused by Bush and global warming and not Nazi death camps.
"Zese idiot Americans do not undershtand zat all of da verlds natural disasters are caused by global varming und George Bush," said Trittin. "Zee Holocaust vas actually a global varming disaster and not zee lies about death camps made up by zee Jews and Americans. Let zee shtupid Americans die from zere own pollution vit hurricanes und terrorist attacks."
Bush was not concerned by the comments. "Germany has double-digit unemployment due to its socialist anti-business policies, so the government is forced to hiring as many unemployed people as possible to stick into these made up jobs," said Bush. "This guy obviously knows as much about science as the French know about deodorant, and he probably got appointed to his current position after three years of unemployment."
Life was all butterflies and puppy dogs - and then George W. Bush came along and ruined absolutely everything.
Posted by: | September 02, 2005 at 11:21 PM