WASHINGTON, DC --- Hillary Clinton has asked for security personnel to be fired after they asked her to remove her Halloween mask before entering the Senate floor on Monday. The head of Senate security had no comment on the matter.
"This is outrageous," said a Clinton spokesperson. "These individuals should be able to tell that she isn't wearing a mask. How sexist that they want everyone to look beautiful and real. We're going to get to the bottom of this."
Tengo Miedo, one of the security guards involved in the incident, was shocked by the attention. "Come on," said Mr. Miedo. "Can you tell if she has a mask on? That's one scary... Never mind. I'm in enough trouble already."