LOS ANGELES, California --- A group of Chinese spies who were busted by US authorities admitted that Sandy Berger trained them in espionage. A random underwear and sock search turned up the stolen documents.
"These guys were trained by the best," said an undercover agent. "They knew exactly how to stash documents and disks in their underpants and in their socks. It's known as the 'Berger Technique' in the spy industry, and these individuals admit that they attended 'The Sandy Berger School of Underpants Espionage' held in Washington DC a few months ago."
The Chinese spies said that they believed that they would only be scolded and asked never to do it again if they were ever caught. Just like Sandy Berger.


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