WASHINGTON, DC --- GOP leaders in DC rushed to their doctors after many were scared by a large, abnormal growth in their bodies. The scare happened immediately following a vote in the House to force Democrats to shut their pie holes and say 'yes' or 'no' about withdrawing troops from Iraq and backing a senile war hero named Congressman Murtha. Fortunately for the congressmen, doctors determined the abnormal growth was only a spine.
"I had to do the tests twice to confirm the results," said one doctor. "I haven't seen a growth like this in a GOP patient in a long time. I told my patient not to worry about it as I'm sure it will go away in a few days."
I want my Jerhad! dammit!
Posted by: | November 29, 2005 at 11:56 PM