SAN FRANCISCO, California --- Several gun manufacturers announced new products for the San Francisco market that they are calling "bullet bongs". One of the products (pictured here) is marketed as a "clean and peaceful way to smoke bullets and relieve the stress of every-day life." San Francisco supervisors were confused by the news.
"I'm not sure what to make of this," said Comrade Chris Daly. "I pretty much favor the sale of any bong or bong products. But this doesn't seem to fit the definition I have for a bong. And since we didn't outlaw bullets, having a bullet bong should be okay I guess. Maybe we can start selling these things at some of our medical marijuana clubs. I'll need to make a call to Castro and get back to you on this one."
Your stuff is great! Keep up the good fight!
Posted by: CaliGunner | December 09, 2005 at 02:33 PM
This explains what happened in 1979. Four people were inadvertently killed in a tragic bullet bong accident involving Tookie Williams. He's a victim of a evil corporations, not a violent, murderous, thug.
Free Tookie! Free Tookie!
Posted by: | December 11, 2005 at 01:28 PM