EUROPE --- George Bush was up to his dirty tricks again. In an age where global warming is destroying the world, scientists in Europe accused President Bush of using a secret weather program to cause a massive blizzard throughout Europe.
"This evil Bush will stop at nothing," said Dr. von Naustrum of Sweden. "He is doing this to punish Europe for its belief in global warming. Unfortunately for him, we know what he's doing. This little trick will not work on us. His friends at Haliburton who developed this machine have wasted their time. We're going to destroy the world economy to make the world a colder place anyway. There's nothing he can do about it."