LAKE TAHOE, Nevada --- Scientists were alarmed by a report that Lake Tahoe had record snowfall this week. The news is yet further proof that global warming is upon us and that George Bush is likely behind it.
"I think we've finally reached a crisis mode," said Dr. Pocos Juevos of the Global Association for Year-round Diminishing Of Global Warming (GAYDOGW). "The damage caused by the Bush Administration has made the climate ripe for what is known as 'warm snow accumulation' in many parts of the world. This rare phenomenon is an environmental condition that tricks precipitation into becoming snow when the weather is far too warm for freezing. We're starting to see record warm snow in Lake Tahoe, the northeastern US and many parts of Canada. If Bush doesn't stop driving his SUV and bombing terrorists, the world will be doomed."