Bush Celebrates Earth Day by Shooting Vegetarians

TEXAS --- President Bush celebrated Earth Day by defending the planet against those who would do it harm.  Vegetarians.

"Vegetarians destroy plants," said Bush.  "And plants are part of the earth.  So I chose to defend the earth from destruction by vegetarians on Earth Day.  I shot several cows, rabbits, and hippies.  The hippies weren't very sporting though.  They just stared at me with bloodshot eyes.  Even the cows trotted a little bit.  But I shot them any way.  I probably saved several million sprouts and marijuana plants for mother earth.  Damn hippies."

Comments

Supply and demand. The press will never give Bush his due credit for bringing down the price of pot.

[icmiker]

I was thinking of forming a group called C.A.P.S. (Carnivores Against Plant Slaughter) to counter the PETA movement. The slogan could be something like "We're going to bust a CAP in your PET!"

CAPS, CRAPS, as long as we get to kick some hippy PETA ass and eat us up a bunch of animals, I'm in.