MEXIFORNIA --- The boycott on Monday brought the entire country to its knees, shutting down every major industry and proving how important illegal immigration is to America.
"It was the worst day of my life," said Libby Greenstein, a resident in Los Angeles. "My lawn outside just kept growing and growing, and there was nothing I could do about it. No one came to cut it. I was paralyzed." Others were devastated by the boycott as well. "I'm still shaking," said Richard Odlid of Fresno. "I went to get a burrito from the restaurant around the corner, and it was closed. I panicked. It took me 15 minutes to find a McDonald's where I had to settle for a cheeseburger."
I was unable to blog all day. The mere thought that illegal workers weren't supporting our economy (despite that the Dow Jones is close to an all time high) kept me from being able to write. I was in the fetal position all day.
Posted by: The Gentle Cricket | May 05, 2006 at 09:26 PM
Pretty funny. I had Chinese for lunch, FWIW. Those in LA enjoyed relative stress free commutes, and were saying that they wouldn't mind protests everyday...
Posted by: muckdog | May 05, 2006 at 09:59 PM