SAN JOSE, Mexifornia --- Californians were alarmed to learn today that California has secretly been taken over by Mexico. A friend in San Jose, California, gave me a copy of the Republican Primary ballot booklet he received in the mail that is written entirely in Spanish. Neither he nor his wife speak a word of Spanish, so they will ask that the California school system put them through a Spanish as a Second Language course in order to vote in Mexifornia.


Yo quiero Inglés.
Posted by: US citizen and current illegal immigrant in Mexifornia | June 06, 2006 at 09:56 PM
pobrecito mio, no hablo espanol, me hablo inglis muy bueno.
(e' vincente fox come mierda sin salsa con mucho gusto!)
Posted by: j. wellington wells | June 12, 2006 at 03:15 AM