UNITED NATIONS --- The United Nations released a scathing statement condemning Israel's killing of non-Jewish civilians in an accidental missile strike. After confirming that the killed civilians indeed were not Jews, the UN expressed its outrage against Israel.
"Israel has missed its target and killed innocent civilians," said Kofi Annan. "We are outraged and find this act unforgivable. The accidental targeting of non-Jewish civilians must be punished. Israel needs to take a page from the book of Hezbollah and purposely target Jewish civilians instead. That is the only way they can avoid the wrath of the United Nations if they kill civilians. That is the only way they can avoid the condemnation of the world community. They must kill Jews instead of non-Jews. You would think these stupid Israelis would know that by now."