Environmentalists Push for Amnesty to Save Environment

MEXIZONA --- Environmentalists are furious about massive garbage building up along the border thanks to illegal immigration.  They believe the only way to save the environment is to give amnesty to all illegals and open the borders.

"We have to save mother earth from garbage at the illegal border crossings," said Commie Greenstein, an Enviromentalist.  "The only way to save her is to legalize all illegals and open up the borders.  That way we can then hire them to clean up the mess, since it is a job Americans refuse to do."

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[Mara]

I see.... get the trash off the border and bring it up here into the states. Hmmm...sounds like a no win situation to me.