WASHINGTON, DC --- Just as "scientists" and liberal pundits around the world predicted, the bird flu has destroyed more than half of humanity. While the media hasn't been focused on this issue, the bird flu has quietly been killing billions of people thanks to the Bush Administration's inaction.
"This is a travesty," said a UN spokesman. "It's worse than the SARS disaster. Worse than the American Junta virus. If Bush had only allocated more than $7.1 billion to fight this killer disease. But it's not too late to save the world. We need $100 billion from America to fight the worst global disaster in modern history. The experts warned us. Bush didn't listen."
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