WASHINGTON, DC --- Only two weeks after warning the world that cigarette smoking was destroying the earth, Al Gore made the announcement that he will spend a total of one hour each day holding his breath to stop global warming.
"Besides cigarette smoking, breathing also causes global warming," said Gore. "We breathe out carbon dioxide, and this in turn causes global warming. I'm going to start holding my breath for two minutes, thirty times per day, in order to combat global warming. I would suggest everyone follow my lead and hold your breath every day. It will prevent the earth from being destroyed."
If Algore stops breathing long enough, then his body will assume ambient temperature and it, too, will stop contributing to any Global Warming.
Posted by: chiefcragdweller | October 28, 2006 at 03:12 PM