IRAQ --- After commenting in an interview that he thought Iraq would be better off with Saddam Hussein in power, Hans Blix admitted under pressure that he is actually in love with the former murderous dictator.
"Okay, I admit it," said Blix. "But just because I am in love with Saddam does not mean Iraq really wouldn't be better off with him in power. Having such a beautiful, strong man leading Iraq makes sense. Even if it means a little bit of murder, torture and rape. That's tolerable so long as Bush is made to look stupid. I only hope Saddam survives his trial so that we can be together some day. I love you, pookie."
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