UN Writes Harshest Letter Ever to End North Korea Nuclear Program

NEW YORK, New York --- The United Nations wrote its most strongest worded statement EVER after catching North Korea testing a nuclear weapon. 

"My hands were shaking after reading this letter," said Kofi Anan.  "I mean, this is a REALLY harsh letter.  I think North Korea will disarm by the end of the year.  My only concern is that it is too strong.  We only want North Korea to disarm.  This letter might cause them to surrender their entire country to France.  The letter is really that strongly worded.  I'm shaking even now just thinking about it."