IRAQ --- After CNN aired a wonderful snuff film provided by brave freedom fighters showing sniper attacks on US soldiers, the US military announced plans to film their own sniper attacks on CNN journalists.
"We respect CNN's view that videos of terrorists assassinating US soldiers is newsworthy and appropriate for US television," said a Pentagon spokesman. "I think sniper killings of CNN journalists would also be considered newsworthy by their definition, so we're going to start making snuff films of our soldiers shooting CNN journalists. We won't actually know if they are CNN journalists until we identify the bodies, since they tend to live and work with the terror cells in Iraq and are indistinguishable from the terrorists themselves. If CNN decides not to show the videos, we'll have al Qaeda forward the tapes to ensure they are aired. God bless freedom of the press."
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