North Korea Ends Nuclear Plans for 24th Time

NORTH KOREA --- The world breathed a sigh of relief as North Korea finally agreed to stop its nuclear program.  Again.

"We have finally achieved our goal of ending North Korea's nuclear ambitions," said President Bush.  "Just like Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton, we have gotten North Korea's promise to stop nuclear development.  This time I think we got 'em.  I have a good feeling that they mean it this time.  They really are going to stop nuclear development.  For real.  I trust them.  Don't misunderestimate my ability to keep them to their word.  I'll send Cheney over there to go quail huntin if they misbehave."