OAKLAND, California --- A day after a freeway collapsed in the San Francisco Bay Area when a tanker truck caught fire, Charlie Sheen and Rosie O'Donnell accused President Bush of rigging the freeway with explosives to bring it down just like he did on 9/11.
"No way does a gasoline tanker melt a freeway overpass and make it collapse," said Sheen. "George Bush obviously rigged the overpass with explosives to make it collapse. This reminded me of a well orchestrated demolition. Burning fuel does not burn hot enough to melt steel and destroy a whole freeway. Bush was in on this. Just like the World Trade Center. This government will stop at nothing to promote their wars and kill as many people as possible. Unfortunately for Bush, I'm on the case. I understand physics. Fire can't melt steel. I tried burning a nail with a match, and that sucker just got hot and burned my finger. No melting. I repeat. No melting."
Rosie O'Donnell echoed Sheen's comments. "Bush did it," she said. "We know he's guilty. Him and Donald Trump. I hate them both. And their hair."