USA --- The startling lack of hurricanes for the second year in a row baffled scientists who again predicted massive hurricanes. Further research, however, determined that Global Warming was to blame.
"Hurricanes are a cleansing spirit in the world," said Al Gore. "Global Warming has caused them to stay inside and not cleanse the coastlines like they should. This is a horrible development for the world. Unless we can coax hurricanes out again by defeating Global Warming, we will all be dead by the end of 2008. Forget Islamic terrorism. We need to focus on Global Warming terrorism."
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