Al Gore Blames SUVs for Scotland Terror Attack

SCOTLAND --- After terrorists tried to ram an SUV into the Glasgow airport over the weekend, Al Gore blamed SUVs for the terror attack.

"These are weapons of mass destruction," said Gore.  "They destroy our precious mother earth, and they commit acts of terrorism.  It's the same principle as with guns.  These SUVs must be stopped before they kill us all.  As far as I'm concerned, if you own an SUV, you're probably a terrorist.  And you should be in prison for promoting Global Warming."

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[ScotlandBlogger]

That's just a little too hard to believe.., but it is very funny, and it is quite possible that gore thought this at one point or another.