UK --- As news surfaced that several doctors were among the terror plotters this past weekend in the UK, officials began to speculate that the hopelessness of being caught in socialized health care drove the Muslim doctors to acts of terror.
"It is widely accepted that terrorism is only caused by poverty and despair," said Lee Hicks of British Intelligence. "These doctors were obviously frustrated and distraught by their lot in life as medical professionals in a socialized health care system. We need to give these doctors hope that they can get out of this system of poverty. We should be training them for food service or janitorial jobs. This will give them the hope they need to turn away from terrorism. It is only our mistreatment that drove them to a state of mind to commit such attacks. Shame on us all."
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