Bush Blamed for Looting After Peru Earthquake

PERU --- As looting and mayhem followed a devastating earthquake in Peru, Democrats pointed the finger at Bush claiming this was yet another example of his Administration's failure to deal with disasters.

"This Administration is clearly not prepared for crisis," said Senator Harry Reid.  "This is New Orleans all over again.  Looting, lack of resources, mayhem.  He can't try to blame a fine Democratic mayor this time around.  Who are you going to blame now, Bushie?  And this Administration now has the distinction of two disasters associated with their inaction on global warming.  This tragedy would never have taken place without global warming pushing up temperatures, which every scientist agrees will cause more tectonic plate shift.  I don't know how the man can live with himself.  I honestly don't."