NEW YORK --- The New York Times published a blog soliciting the best ideas for terrorist attacks on America. The winner of the contest will be given a contract for a reality television show in which they will be given the money and resources to attempt to pull of the attack.
"This is going to be a great combination of journalism and entertainment," said a NYT editor. "We can't wait to see what kind of dastardly ideas our readers come up with. Oddly, most of our entries are coming from Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Iraq, and Harry Reid's office. Our biggest concern is that a terrorist group steals one of these great ideas and successfully completes a massive terror attack before our winner can give his or her best shot at it. But it's a risk we'll have to take."
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