WASHINGTON, DC --- Controversy surrounded the Hillary campaign after it was discovered she was using disgraced underwear stuffer, Sandy Berger, as an adviser. Berger held a press conference to deflect the criticism.
"This whole thing is a misunderstanding," said Berger. "I use a wide stance whenever I review top secret documents. Some of them fell into my socks and underwear while I was in that wide stance. I then panicked and stuffed the documents in a garbage can at a construction site and shredded the rest in my office. I wish to take back my guilty plea. I am a trusted and honest adviser, and Hillary should not be criticized for getting my input on national security matters."