FANTASYLAND --- Al Gore deservedly accepted the Nobel Peace Prize for his peace agreement with Global Warming that temporarily stopped the death of the entire planet. His ceaseless efforts against a powerful enemy were finally recognized.
"My efforts to bring peace between Global Warming and the human race have consumed my life," said Gore. "Both sides were not very cooperative. Human beings were too selfish to destroy all economic progress and to selectively die in the name of peace. And Global Warming consistently followed the laws of physics and nature to continue in a destructive path of death, mayhem and annihilation of every carbon based entity on the planet within the next six months. Thankfully, I, and I alone, have brokered a peace deal that allows Global Warming to adhere to the laws of nature and physics, while the human race will only need to kill about half of its numbers and immediately cease the use of fossil fuels. Unless, that is, you have enough money for carbon credits. Thank you for recognizing my effort to bring peace in our times. May Mother Earth bless us all."