NORTH CAROLINA --- Dr. William Gray, a renowned climate scientist, stated that Al Gore's message about global warming was "ridiculous" during a speech In North Carolina. Upon hearing the news, Al Gore sent a security force to capture Gray and bring him to a private island owned by Mr. Gore off the coast of Florida for "re-education".
"This is more serious than terrorism," said Gore. "While I don't advocate torture, especially for terrorists, this man's words are more powerful than a nuclear bomb in Times Square. We will treat him with respect, but it is not safe to allow him back in public. We will probably hold him here indefinitely until this war against capitali... I mean this war against global warming is over. You're either with us, or you're with the global warming deniers. And if you're with them, that means you might have to die in order to save the world. My Nobel Peace Prize gives me the power to do that now in the name of peace."