MALAYSIA --- A car company in Malaysia is reportedly considering a car made just for Muslims based on an Iranian design. The car will be called the Allah Akbomb and should begin production early next year.
"This is a unique new car idea," said a company spokesman. "The plush leather seats will be filled with soft C-4. Buttons on the steering column will be wired to explosive triggers throughout the spacious interior. Bullet-proof glass will prevent unwanted bullets from entering the cabin while flying through military checkpoints. An Osama figurine on the dashboard always points towards Mecca. It even has an infidel alert security system that alerts the driver when Jews and Christians are in the area. We anticipate very high demand in the Middle East and in San Francisco."