OLYMPIA, Washington --- Protesters used small children to block military equipment from being transported through their city last weekend. The ploy enjoyed brief success, but the protesters said they were ready to move beyond using children exposed to pepper spray to block large trucks carrying military equipment.
"We'll do whatever it takes," said a protester named Commie Greenstein. "They have forced us to use our own small children in order to block the psychopathic Bush war machine. If we have to blow ourselves up next, we'll do it. If we have to throw our children in front of the convoy and then fire bomb it when they come to a stop, we'll do it. This is too important to rule out any and all tactics. But we do support the troops."