The following is an actual email sent to a friend in San Francisco from his trans-gender neighbor. This is not satire. This is not a joke. This is San Francisco. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent.
Hello Neighbors!
I am emailing you
to notify you that Monday I will be hanging out with a special submissive
friend of mine. Things will be violent and noisy so please don't freak out if
you hear someone crying or yelling in torture, it's consensual.
I plan to keep the
activity in my dungeon (the extra bedroom in our units) and my bedroom - which will affect Lois, Dan and Olive's apartments. I am only notifying the three of you so you have a thumbs up
and don't call the cops or anything, which happens a lot with people involved
in the BDSM Lifestyle. I wanted to let you know ahead of time in case you hear
us since I do not play easy, quietly or gently. I can't tell you the exact
window of time this will be going on since the person has to earn it first but
I will say that it won't be going on during sleeping hours for common respect
purposes.
Thank you for your
understanding. Enjoy your new week ahead!!!
Pink TuTu Twirls,
Jimmy
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