WASHINGTON DC --- After news surfaced that John Kerry has endorsed Barak Obama for president, a very upset Kerry tried to set the record straight by claiming the endorsement was clearly a botched joke.
"Clearly my endorsement was an innocent botched joke," said Kerry. "Shame on the White House for misrepresenting it as anything other than that. Everyone knows I would never endorse Obama. I'm an Osama man, not an Obama man. No maybe I was for Obama before I was against him, but my comments were clearly a botched joke. But I will not apologize for it. I only apologize if the misrepresentation of my comments offended anyone. The White House is the one who should be apologizing."