USA --- Scientists recently discovered that human beings almost went extinct 70,000 years ago due to a massive drought. The cause? Man-made global warming primarily from the use of standard light bulbs.
"The usage of non-CFC light bulbs almost destroyed the human race," said Dr. Max Charlatan of the Lexington Institute of Advanced Research. "Had they used CFC bulbs, I calculate that the world would not have seen this drought. We should use this as a warning to all humans today. World governments need to force people to use CFC bulbs and ride bicycles in order to prevent disaster. The other shocking discovery from this study is that apparently George Bush is over 70,000 years old, and his policies were the ones that can be blamed for this near-tragedy. He is the Devil."
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