Obama Accuses McCain of Cheating on Wife After "In Love with America" Comment

WASHINGTON, DC --- Barack Obama immediately jumped on John McCain after he apparently slipped during his acceptance speech and admitted to "falling in love with America". 

The Quote:
I fell in love with my country when I was a prisoner in someone else’s.

"John McCain disrespected his wife and his honor when he admitted being in love with America," said Obama.  "I feel sorry for Cindy McCain to find out about his love for another woman in front of a television audience of over 37 million.  For the record, I am not in love with anyone other than myself.  And my wife.  I am not in love with America, and I did not have sexual relations with her.  I especially do not have love for her when visiting and speaking in other countries, as John McCain says he did."