"Clearly the people of America would prefer to see me debate Ms. Palin," said Obama. "Let the old experienced guys like McCain and Biden go at it, while Sarah and I have a more balanced debate based on our similar level of experience. In fact, I would recommend that the Republicans put Palin at the top of their ticket. As quickly as possible. Now. That would make this more interesting, right? I'm much more comfortable with Palin, and everyone seems to be comparing me to her instead of McCain already anyway. Why should I have to debate McCain when people compare me to Palin instead? This will be the 'change' part of my platform. I choose to change my debate opponent."